Monday, December 19, 2011

Christmas Special: Ottawa Senators

Team Wishlist: A good goalie that can stay for more than two years.Is it just me or do the goalies in Ottawa keep on going every year? Oh Anderson, why can't you stay longer? Ottawa just has a knack of ruining goalies. Just look at Pascal Leclaire.. What a sad story.


Wish Number II: Someone take care of Sergei Gonchar's contract. He's a talented player but he clearly just isn't playing like he should. He has his ridiculous contract ,but he won't play like it.

Christmas Special: New York Rangers

Team Wishlist: Someone to take Sean Avery. He's now the ineffective goon that doesn't really do much.. He doesn't get many points and he gets in to controversies and gets in to fights, arguments, and lawsuits. He really needs to stop it get his game on, stop getting in to suspensions and telling people to go for his "sloppy seconds".
We leave you with our favorite Sean Avery moments.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Christmas Special: New York Islanders

Team Wishlist: The "mysterious" disappearance of the insanely large contract of Rick DiPietro. He has been horrible since signing the ridiculous 15 year contract oh so many years ago. Ever since that he's had who knows how many concussions and groin injuries. I think DiPietro just gets injured on purpose so he doesn't need to go to work ,but still get paid. Remember when he was the future goalie of Team USA? Yeah those days. It's impossible for him now eh? Ryan Miller is the goalie of USA. Rick DiPietro is a quality goalie when he's not hurt. Trust me. He's actually a really good goalie,but he's just always injured. I bet Garth Snow could rip the contract if he could...

Christmas Special: New Jersey Devils

Team Wishlist: Steal Martin Brodeur from 2006 and replace the one they have now. It's certain that his best days are past him now. The Devils miss him dearly. Remember when his backup only played 3 or 4 games? Those days? Yeah they want that back.

Johan Hedberg Wishlist: Martin Brodeur to keep playing this way. He's 38. He's in his twilight as well. But he never gets to play. The child in him is probably like "its not fair! ):"

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Christmas Special: Nashville Predators

Team Wishlist: Someone who can score goals. Period. When your top goal getter has 8. and is ranked 103rd in goals in the NHL. You need goal scorers. Not saying thats bad when you have 6 guys who have 8 goals but you need someone to be getting at least 10 or 11 by now right?

Christmas Special: Montreal Canadiens

Team Wishlist: Andrei Markov to have a robotic knee. Markov is a GREAT player.  When he's healthy. That's the important thing. When was the last time he played 82 games was 2007-2008. Before that, never. Besides 2007-2008 he's never played a full 82 games in the NHL. His knee keeps on getting injured... Heck he's so good he could play for Team Canada. But. He gets injured too much.
Dear Santa, Can Andrei Markov have a robotic knee for Christmas?

Trade!

Kyle Turris for David Rundblad and a second round pick.
Turris had been the talk of trades all season since he signed the deal. Now he has signed the contract and he has been dealt away.
As always, the talent analysis:
David Rundbland: First Line potential who should reach it. Worse comes to worse. He's a second line guy.
Kyle Turris: First Line to Elite Potential who should reach it as well. Worse comes to worse. He's a second to first line guy.